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Cleaning Lady Blues
The Fates have determined I’m not going to
have a cleaning lady, I think. Unless the people who are here today do an
exceptional job in the one hour I’ve given them, (at $50 an hour it’s all I can
afford) they’ll be history and once again I’ll be reduced to cleaning my OWN
house. Stephanie disappeared. (See “A New Love”,
Dec. 4/07) After doing a great job the one day I had her, she was set up to
come on a Monday and I then found out I was having visitors on the weekend
prior. I called to change the day to the Friday. She agreed to come that
afternoon. The morning she was supposed to come, she called and said she had
the flu. She said she would still come, but I learned my lesson the hard way
about inconveniencing people for my own selfish whims a few weeks back when I
was supposed to go in for my mammogram. Since it was a snowy day they asked if
I could come in at an earlier time because the nurse wanted to leave early.
Since that wasn’t convenient for me, I said I wanted to keep my original time
of 3:45 pm. Well, that’ll learn me. She used my tits for punching bags during the
preliminary exam so I guess she was not happy with my decision. In Stephanie’s case, I knew she would not
be at her best if she had the flu so when I asked her how she felt (“like crap”)
so I said, OK just stay home and get better. She said she would still come on
the Monday as planned. But – she didn’t show. It was pretty snowy THAT day –
she was coming from all the way out in the country - and I figured she was likely not feeling up to par yet so I let it
go, but I called anyway later and asked could she confirm she was still coming after
Christmas (at that point I still thought Lloyd’s girlfriend from California was
arriving on New Year’s Day), but I didn’t hear anything from her. I tried a couple
more times over the next weeks, left pleading messages but my calls were not
returned. I finally had to accept that for whatever reason she had decided she
wasn’t going to “do” us any more so I started looking for a new girl. I found two numbers at the grocery stores
and started calling. The first girl that came out sounded great and her price
was right but she didn’t supply any of her own cleaning products – or a vacuum
cleaner. My vacuum cleaner is not great so that was a bit of an issue. I said I’d
keep looking but would let her know (mistake.) The second lady that came is staring a business
and works with another cleaner so two gals come and do a blitz. They are here
right now and seem to be doing fine with two vacuum cleaners going, but since I’ve
only got them for an hour they are pretty much concentrating on the floors (the
front hall looks great though.) At $50 an hour I’m not sure I can afford them
for two hours every other week – and Redman thinks that’s just too much. Even
though I’m paying for it. And they seem to have a lot of rules about moving
heavy things, climbing, etc. And if they use their own vacuum I have to supply
the bags. Sheesh. I thought I’d try them out anyway for an hour and see. I
could probably do an hour and a half, providing the get the job done. Anyway, I
had already decided yesterday that I probably wasn’t going to keep them on so I
called the first girl again. But her schedule is all filled up now and she fund
someone who wanted a weekly clean instead of bi-weekly so no joy there. In desperation I tried Stephanie’s number
again. But it’s been disconnected. The lengths some people will go to not to
have to clean my house!! Filed under General, Jan 14, 2008
The Website Make-Under
This is the way things usually go in my
business: I get a call from a company
that wants their website to be upgraded. Usually the existing design is pretty old-school
– either it’s few years old and needs freshening up or was done by a
near-amateur, someone’s nephew, the high-school intern, you get the picture.
It’s not always a botched job, it’s just getting stale and needs a rethink.
I’ve even made-over some of my own website designs, and with some clients it
happens every year as a matter of course. My job then is to give the website a
facelift and maybe add some new features, rethink the front page, navigation
and content, improve the SEO, that sort of thing. The client ends up with a
fresh new look and everything is good for a couple more years. It’s kind of
like repainting the house, and maybe doing a bit of renovation in the process. With this in mind I sometimes take a look
at clients sites that I haven’t been asked to work on in a while, just to see
if it’s time to suggest an overhaul. I did a website for a trucking company a
few years back and though we did some work on the home page a couple of years
ago (adding animations, against my better judgement!) I hadn’t been asked to do
any upgrades for a while. Imagine my surprise when I visited their site a few
days ago and see that it’s been completely re-designed – by someone else!! Now it does happen that sometimes I get
“fired” without knowing about it, or even knowing why. I don’t worry because
the number of new clients I take on in a year more than makes up for the
attrition, and many of my new clients are referred by satisfied current clients
– so I figure I’m doing something right. But it’s a fact of any business that
sometimes your customers just move on. If they hire someone better than you,
that’s humbling – and it makes you want to do better. If I see that client has
hired a new designer and the upgrade makes me think “I wish I had designed that”
– well, that’s a growth experience. But when I see that a client has hired
someone new and the “new” website looks like something that wasn’t even
state-of-the-art ten years ago, I just go “WTF?” My design for the site in question, though
probably in need of a rethink and maybe not my best work to date, was at least
clean, bright and easy to navigate. The “new” site has a dull textured gray
background with a darker gray box with a 3D frame for the navigation, clunky
oversized fonts, fuzzy overworked graphics, and a definitely outdated feel to
it. Honestly, this is the exact sort of website I get asked to re-do. It looks
like they’ve taken a giant step backwards in time and I’ve no idea why they
would want to do that. As far as I can tell it was designed by a
“real” company – not a family member or staff – but when I visit their website
their work is not impressive. Overworked graphics, too much going on,
“mystery-meat” navigation, and too much reliance on flash animations. While I can’t understand my ex-clients’
choice, it is their choice. Maybe it was based on price – who knows. At least
it’s not one that’s making me feel bad about myself. Filed under General, Dec 6, 2007
A New Love
I think I’m in love. The new object of my affections is a cute
and petite 24-year-old named Stephanie. She’s energetic, enthusiastic, and reasonably
intelligent. But before you start imagining anything kinky, the reason I adore
her is that she LOVES TO CLEAN HOUSES, in particular, mine. Oh, we tried a cleaning lady before. The
first day on the job she was great, but it was downhill ever after. She’d clean
the bathroom sink but forget to wipe the faucets. There was always a ring of
grunge on the back of the bowl behind the toilet seat. Corners were missed,
counters not wiped, the kitchen floor never looked truly clean. And for this I was
paying $75 a visit. After not showing up a couple of times (first,
she just needed a few days off, and then it was something about her car) we
decided it was time to fire her and look for someone else. However we were
hesitant to do that because from all accounts it’s really had to find a decent
cleaning lady in this town. We tried asking around but people with good
cleaning ladies protect this information with their lives lest you steal them
away, if they will even admit to having one. I’m discovering that having a cleaning lady
is the dirty little secret among women who work, but it’s purely a matter of
survival. Once you’ve let slip to your peers that you have one, it’s like being
admitted to a secret society. Suddenly you learn every working woman you
know has one. And I have always said, show me a woman with a clean house
and I’ll show you one who either has way too much time on her hands, or a maid. Anyway, when my old cleaning lady finally
called me to reschedule - and since a month had now gone by between cleanings the
place got so bad I had to clean it myself, I told her not to bother as we would
not be needing her any more. That was a lie, but I had hopes we’d find someone
else before long – or at least before Christmas. The plan was to look at the community
bulletin boards in the grocery stores and see who was advertising. First trip
to Knechtel’s and bingo, we got a number. I called her that very afternoon, and
yes she still had openings and was willing to drop by the next day for an
interview. I was glad to be able to show her a house
that was reasonably clean, since I’d just done it myself, and she didn’t seem
put off by the clutter. She agreed to come the following Monday and scheduled
me for two weeks after that and the Friday after Christmas as well, since we
are having company in January (Lloyd’s WoW girlfriend from Sacramento.) Yesterday was her first day. She was late
due to bad weather but when she arrived she let herself in and got straight to
work. Soon the scent of Pine Sol was wafting it’s way up to my office. She charged
me for 3 hours (only $48) and when she had left I could not believe how clean
my kitchen counters were. The backsplash was done. The counters under the dish
drainer was clean. My grungy Rubbermaid drainboard was clean. The
carpets looked great, the living room was thoroughly dusted, my taps were shiny,
you could probably eat off my toilet seat (but I won’t, thanks.) The toilet
paper end was folded into a little point, just like in a hotel. All day I kept
discovering little pockets of clean, like treasures. I’m creaming
myself. So, hopefully this one won’t let me down, like
that other one. I suppose that relationship was just not meant to be. But this –
I hope it will last a lifetime. Stephanie, will you marry me? Filed under General, Dec 4, 2007
Break In Part 2
Thursday evening a police officer drops by
our house (not the one we had dealt with on Sunday afternoon) and says he has
caught some of the people who broke into our house last weekend. They were
kids, 14 and 15 years old. He won’t specify
who they are or how many of them, but says one or more of the culprits
is still at large. But they had backpacks and gym bags with them full of DVD’s
and other items, and would we like to come down to the station and identify our
stuff and bring it home with us? Immediately the idea that these people were
friends of Derwood’s reoccur to us, and I ask the cop, “Was one of the named
E___, by any chance?” He looks at me funny and asks why I would mention that
name in particular, and I tell him, he’s been in our house before with Derwood
while we were away on vacation and took money and a knife, and he was with
Derwood the day he skipped school a few months back. If these were people who were in the house before, he
is my prime suspect. At any rate we go down the police station
and are invited to go through three backpacks and gym bags full of stuff. Along
with most of our DVD’s we recover several utility knives (Swiss Army, Leather Man etc.)from Redman’s collection, my
old digital camera, a small 35mm camera with a broken spring I didn’t even
realise was missing, a flash card reader, the digital picture frame, the digital
picture viewer (sans cables), the humidor and cigars, a mostly empty bottle of rum, a couple of bottles
of wine, two engraved flasks, a postal scale we hadn’t even realised was
missing, the anniversary clock, the brass telescope, my kitchen curtain, and my
– empty - ring box. I ask the cop how he caught them. Basically
they were seen in an area they weren’t supposed to be in, inside the old Cooper
building, trying to stash the stuff. Cop asks them a few questions, knows he’s
being lied to and hauls them in. We sign for the stuff and go, Redman feels
a lot better but I don’t, particularly.
Not only am I depressed because all my jewellery is still missing, but somehow
learning these kids were so young, babies really, makes me very, very sad. We
can only assume at this point that someone older and more experienced was with
them. Someone who wants to take advantage of the fact that minors can’t be
jailed for this sort of thing under the Young Offenders’ Act. On Friday we get our security system installed
and go through it with everyone in the house. Disarm codes are set up. Passwords
are given out. More door locks are installed. By Saturday morning we are
feeling confident enough to go out shopping for the morning – all the way to
Kitchener. I feel like I’ve been let out of jail. We are home by 2:00. Derwood
has gone out for the day, having told us the night before he was spending the
day with a couple of friends and going to the movies that evening. We expect
him home late. He’s also been out the evening before. I can’t recall if he said
who he was with but if he had said A___, I would have said OK. A___ was on his
banned list for a while but has been given the benefit of the doubt. He just
can’t sleep over at his place. Actually he’s not supposed to be sleeping over at
ANYBODY’s place, he lost that privilege the day he skipped school with kids he
was banned from spending time with. About 6:00, just as we are planning to make
supper for ourselves (Lloyd is at work) we get a phone call from A___’s father,
looking for him. We’re told he’s out with Derwood today and along with B___ and E___, and further, that A___
and these other boys, along with someone named Josh, just happened to be the kids
who broke into our house, and the police know. What a surprise!!! My first thought is after the initial shock
wears off, I think, Gee, it would have been nice to hear about this circumstance
two days ago, after A___ was first picked up. And, further, why the hell aren’t
these kids under house arrest or something? E___ is apparently homeless and/or has
no parents who give a shit about him. A___’s father is apparently an ineffectual
twit who has no control over his little bastard. (He told Redman he saw all the
loot in A___’s bedroom – the brass anniversary clock was a big tip-off - and
told him to “get rid of it before he called the police”.) I know nothing about B’s parents. I know of B___
and he was in our house in Derwood’s room as recently as a month ago. Josh is
someone I don’t know. He isn’t a minor and
is now in jail. He probably has all my jewellery stashed somewhere. It gets better. We learn Derwood is out on
the town with these little punks at that very minute, spending his money on
them. He just got paid for his first-ever job, $135, and Redman checks online
and sees he’s nearly emptied his bank account. We have no idea at that point if
he had knowledge of the break-in either before or after the fact, or if he was in
fact in on it. We learn from his stepfather that he was “on a sleepover” last Saturday
night supposedly with a kid we trust. (Never mind there aren’t supposed to be
sleepovers, apparently there are different rules at Mom’s house.) So we don’t
even really know at that point where he was last Saturday. So now we have to spend the evening chasing
around town after the little jerk, (after cancelling his security code, of
course, lest he lead his little friends back to our house for another go) and
the only lead we have is that they were going to the movies. They are not at
the early show, so we check out the pizza place next door, look in a few more
places, cruise downtown, check out the skate park, the Youth Centre, the all ages
café and the Cooper building. We go home for a bit, talk to Lloyd who is home
from work by now and instruct him to call us if Derwood shows up. We go back out
around 8:30 to check out the second show. Derwood had told us they were planning to see
Transformers, and it’s not one of the movies playing. We wait in the car to see
if they show up and they don’t. We have a false alarm chasing a cab that comes and
leaves again with no one getting out. We come back and wait for stragglers. The
time for the movie to start comes and goes. Redman gets out of the van and goes
for a walk around the building to see if he missed anything. While waiting in
the car I’m having thoughts that Derwood has decided to run away with these
little assholes. Redman comes back a few minutes later with
Derwood in tow. He doesn’t look very happy. He’s been found in the pizza
parlour with A___ and E___. I wish I
had been there. Redman confronts A___ and asks where the rest of our property
is. A___ denies having anything to do with it. “That’s not what your father
says,” he tells him. Pizza arrives at the table and Redman (understandably) doesn’t
think to take it with him, so Derwood’s so-called friends get to pig out on his
dime. Now Derwood gets grilled – and it’s Bad cop
– Bad cop time. We tell him if there was ever a time to tell us the truth, now
is the time. He denies having any knowledge that these kids are involved in the
break-in – this is the first he’s heard of it. Several more probing questions. Where were you
last Saturday night? Sleeping over at
A___’s house. So you lied to
your stepfather about where you were. Yes. Why? Because I knew you
didn’t want me sleeping over at A___’s house. Huh. So now we
know you lie to us about who you’re with. So, anyway, you’re at his house, and
he’s over at our house robbing us, and you don’t happen to notice that he’s not
there? I was sleeping. I’m
a heavy sleeper. So how late did
you stay there the next day? Until 4:00. Was A___ there all
day? Yes. He neglects to mention at this point that
Josh, B___ and E___ all happened to be at A___’s house when he got up in the
morning. Somehow he doesn’t think this is weird. But he remembers it later,
when he says that E___ had told him on Saturday that Josh has a new gold ring
he’s been wearing lately. We’re thinking it’s one of Redman’s. After sleeping on it and talking to him
again yesterday (more calmly) we’re convinced Derwood had no idea, until we
told him, what his so-called friends did to his family. These kids make me so
sick. They violated our home and then they take advantage of our kid. They must
think he’s a complete moron and must have been laughing behind his back all day
Saturday while they were out having a gay old time with his money. And to think
I even welcomed two of these kids into my home in the past – and they’re still
on the street. Rotten little bastards. Anyway, we had a good talk (and I don’t
mean a “good talking to”) with Derwood yesterday and agreed that for the reason
he lied to us and his mother and stepfather about who he was with last
Saturday, and for going out with people we specifically told him we didn’t want
him seeing, he is partially grounded for the time being. He can go out in the
daytime but only if it’s with someone we trust or if we know exactly where he’s
going. His house code is suspended for the time being so he can’t come and go
if we’re not here. We talked about counselling – plus he needs to spend some
time with us every day chatting about what he does with himself. We discussed
the possibility of his going to some activity like Kickboxing or Karate. If he
likes, he can make dinner one night a week. (He’s been taking cooking classes
in school.) He can help with the garden. The aim is to get him more involved with the family. He’s a good kid at heart, but he’s made some
questionable choices. Maybe if we give him more support at home he’ll get on
the right path. We explained everything to his mother and reinforced that there
are to be NO MORE SLEEPOVERS – EVER. And this is precisely why. Kicking him out (although it was something
we considered at the point we thought he MIGHT have been involved in the break-in)
would never be an option because from what we’ve been hearing lately, there are
entirely too many parents who are giving up on their kids. Or not getting a
grip on them in the first place. Filed under General, Jul 30, 2007
Break In
Redman and I went away for an overnight trip last weekend and
came home Sunday afternoon to find our house had been broken into. The thieves
broke the window on our back door and reached in to undo the deadbolt. In
retrospect not a very secure way to lock a house – but this IS Stratford, and
we know a lot of people who do not even bother to lock their houses if they go
out in the daytime. I did that once and the house was burgled then, too, a couple
of years ago. That time it was kids. They took booze, beer, cigars, small
electronic items and cash. The insurance replaced most of it. They took a lot more stuff this time, including all my jewellery.
My mom’s diamond rings, some antique jewellery I’ve collected over the years, you
know – the irreplaceable stuff. About 100 DVD’s. More electronics including
three cameras. A digital picture frame we hadn’t even paid for yet. A bunch of
flash cards and my card reader. Some of Redman’s personal items including
Masonic rings and a U of T ring. Wine, liquor, and a whole humidor full of Cuban
cigars. They had my new wide screen LCD monitor unplugged and ready to go, but
left it behind. We’ve done what we can - we contacted the police, hired a
security company to put in an alarm system with motion detectors, installed some
new locks with more coming. Talked to the neighbors. Talked to the pawn shop
and have them a list of stolen goods with sketches of my rings. Redman is not doing well. He’s distracted, worried, and even
more paranoid than usual. Perhaps he will feel better once our new security
system and locks are installed. He's convinced someone has been watching us and
maybe still is and that we were robbed by someone who has been in the house
before. We keep finding more things that are missing. I'm having a hard time sleeping knowing someone has been in
our bedroom and standing right next to my side of the bed. I’m kicking myself I
didn’t hide my rings in the sock drawer or something. My house feels weird to
me right now. I think Lloyd is freaked out - but Derwood? Who knows. Redman
thinks it might have been someone Derwood knows. I'm not so sure, these people were
pretty professional - wore gloves, took pillowcases from my linens to take
stuff away, things like that. We settled with the insurance but for less than the value of
the goods. We will slowly replace stuff we want to replace and forget the rest.
I have decided to look for some nice estate jewellery to buy with the portion
we get for the rings & stuff, about $6000. And, oh yeah, keep it in the
safe from now on. Filed under General, Jul 26, 2007
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